what did you do today

it's like the feeling you get when everyone except for you gets sick with coronavirus.

Moderator: Moony

Post Reply
pad
Posts: 111
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:40 am

what did you do today

Post by pad »

I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 9 and 1/2 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connections) and gave the valet $3000 in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 200mph and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddenly changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench blessed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing that shit in just 16 minutes, my super strong senses kicked into action cuz I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 100 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor rubbing their pussies and squirting like mothefucking fountains. I made the cunt beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point. I still came but only compressed air came out. imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking $15,000 champagne and eating sushi rolled in gold flakes made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
Acid Phreak wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:46 am
i don't need to fuck around w computers to make real $ kid
User avatar
ion
Posts: 25
Joined: Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:16 pm

Re: what did you do today

Post by ion »

pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
pad wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 7:15 am
I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life.
king
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue May 12, 2020 1:10 am

Re: what did you do today

Post by king »

lol is this sum kind of joke
User avatar
DAWG
Posts: 66
Joined: Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:27 am

Re: what did you do today

Post by DAWG »

king wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 1:14 am
lol is this sum kind of joke
NO YOU ARE
anarchy
Posts: 5
Joined: Sun May 17, 2020 8:47 am

Re: what did you do today

Post by anarchy »

I did some sleeping, made some stuff, sold some stuff and then I did some more stuff.
Post Reply