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Thread: WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER!?

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    Default WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER!?

    I can shoot bolts of radiation from my hands. I can also fly.
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    i can bash in one of my testicles trying to reposition my boxers and cry about it on the internet

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    i can hack the planet

    twice
    "I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted. - WC Fields


    download _____ every day
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    I can control cats with my mind and force them to do my evil bidding.
    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

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    Please Has But Secks With Me! My Brother Just Dosn't Satisfy Me No Moar.
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    I can pull bones out of my body and use them to light bitches up.

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    i can become super emo at the drop of a hat.
    h[X]c
    you fail me.

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    i shit in less than a minute.

    every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Restricted_
    i can become super emo at the drop of a hat.
    Cutlery's so emo, he bleeds tears.
    "I love chatting on my message board with my boobies out!" -Arika Ames

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    You know Mr. Fantastic? Well my penis can do that. I call my penis Mr. Fantastic. It's fantastic.
    ';'

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    Quote Originally Posted by CG
    You know Mr. Fantastic? Well my penis can do that. I call my penis Mr. Fantastic. It's fantastic.
    Your penis gets all flat and stretchy?
    "I love chatting on my message board with my boobies out!" -Arika Ames

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    Quote Originally Posted by AtomicHero
    Quote Originally Posted by CG
    You know Mr. Fantastic? Well my penis can do that. I call my penis Mr. Fantastic. It's fantastic.
    Your penis gets all flat and stretchy?
    Wait, no I want to change my super-power sort of. It grows like that Indian chief dude. Only it's just my peepee.

    edit: I still call it Mr. Fantastic.
    ';'

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    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
    J. Robert Oppenheimer

    "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
    Zapata

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    Prove it. :o
    "I love chatting on my message board with my boobies out!" -Arika Ames

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    I have the ability to make midgets dance and sing to Happy Hardcore!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    Ya pics.
    ';'

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    Quote Originally Posted by CG
    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    Ya pics.
    :pics: I asked her to prove it.
    "I love chatting on my message board with my boobies out!" -Arika Ames

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    In person. Come visit and I wil show you my skillz.
    I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
    J. Robert Oppenheimer

    "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
    Zapata

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    In person. Come visit and I wil show you my skillz.
    CG, it's roadtrip time.
    "I love chatting on my message board with my boobies out!" -Arika Ames

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    Dont tease.... It's not nice.
    I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
    J. Robert Oppenheimer

    "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
    Zapata

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    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.

    LOLOLOL

    He sed j/k though :(
    ';'

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    i can make people despise me in just a few minutes.
    ... is it working yet?

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    Nah. Not yet.



    If I am a guy, I am the best looking tranny EVAR.
    I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
    J. Robert Oppenheimer

    "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
    Zapata

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    im a pimp.

    no, really, i am. ask prod.
    now all i have to do is convince his sister to come back to me.

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