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    i am an old friend of ytcracker's betticus's Avatar
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    Default I'm out of liquor!

    Okay everone, it's panic time! The betticus ran out of alcohol. I'm seriously considering using my Jesus like dark jedi mind powers to turn the toilet water into whisky.

    Oh lament! Why must this evil befall one such as this poor, downtrodden soul? Why must the christians shut off the flow of the ETOH at midnite? WTF?????

    Someone send me roofies and X.
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    Got any cough-syrop left?
    Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppalarge View Post
    Got any cough-syrop left?
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    Quote Originally Posted by betticus View Post
    Okay everone, it's panic time! The betticus ran out of alcohol. I'm seriously considering using my Jesus like dark jedi mind powers to turn the toilet water into whisky.

    Oh lament! Why must this evil befall one such as this poor, downtrodden soul? Why must the christians shut off the flow of the ETOH at midnite? WTF?????

    Someone send me roofies and X.
    Couldn't you fill the sink up and use you jedi jesus powers on that instead of toilet water ROFL thats gross


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