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    Default lol soon to be naked supermodel itt

    http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10613134

    FOXBOROUGH, Mass. (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) -- Winning isn't everything, particularly if losing means you get to glimpse Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen striding naked down the Great White Way. A trip to the Super Bowl has suddenly presented the Patriots with an unexpected dilemma: a choice between a perfect record and beholding the perfect body, unclad and in motion.

    In the aftermath of their 21-12 victory over the San Diego Chargers, Tom Brady's celebrated girlfriend startled onlookers by promising to run naked down Broadway in the unlikely event the Patriots lose to the Arizona-bound N.Y. Giants -- unlikely until the very moment she parted her full lips and made the surprise announcement.
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    LMAO @ brazilian supermodel what a fag


    Eli Manning FTW

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    10 eGold says it doesn't happen
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    literally throwing hundreds at my monitor right now

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    btw if anyone is doubting me ask meca if u think i havent been a fan of NY for a long time he'll tell u

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    Quote Originally Posted by hu5tler hunter View Post
    btw if anyone is doubting me ask meca if u think i havent been a fan of NY for a long time he'll tell u
    We get it already.




    Also, I'mma lol when Brady smacks the shit out of her for being a lippy broad and jinxing them.
    Then I'll lol harder when he gets locked up in the tombs for that shit.
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    seems like the proper route after screwing up the biggest game of the season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prod View Post
    seems like the proper route after screwing up the biggest game of the season.
    Absolutely.

    I was kinda suprised to see The Good Looking Manning Brother in attendance though.
    I thought he said he wasn't going and was afriad of jinxing them?
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    i will drive illegally to see that

    i swear

    that's fucking beautiful
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J View Post
    Absolutely.

    I was kinda suprised to see The Good Looking Manning Brother in attendance though.
    I thought he said he wasn't going and was afriad of jinxing them?
    No, I thought that was Archie Manning. Also, I hope Google Maps is planning to re-capture some Broadway shots.

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    This chick better do this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistuh Jones View Post
    10 eGold says it doesn't happen
    egold still round danm nigguh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omnis View Post
    No, I thought that was Archie Manning. Also, I hope Google Maps is planning to re-capture some Broadway shots.
    Could have been, but I'm not sure. I thought it was Payton.
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    that story is pretty fake

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