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Thread: Webmaster Quiz

  1. #1
    My only fear is the unknown. david blaine's Avatar
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    Default Webmaster Quiz

    If you see something you truly know and have worked with, add one point for that item. When you're done, scroll down to the bottom and see where you fit.

    1. mysql_real_escape_string
    2. wget -O /dev/null
    3. app.vars / cookie.vars
    4. config.php
    5. spintf
    6. /var/www
    7. /sbin/usr/apache2 -k
    8. #!/usr/bin/perl -Tw (the -Tw part, not the rest of this line)
    9. position:absolute;
    10. \n\t\

    -----------------
    1. Web n00bie - you've been reading dg too much
    2. Welcome to 1998 - great you know stuff thats almost a decade old
    5. Internet Citizen - you are familiar with the inets. Your daily internet contributions include surfing porn and posting on 4chan.
    7. Computer Whore - You spend more than 8 hours on a computer each day.
    9. Asian - you're asian.
    10. HKM - you lied while counting to sound more elite than you really are.


    I scored a 9.

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    brbtoast
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    you forgot zero

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    ya 0 here
    whats up fuckfaces

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    weed and syrup till i die chad's Avatar
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    I AIN'T NO WEBPAGE MASTER

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    5
    high

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    i'm a 7, i'm jealous of HKM
    PM me with forum questions or concerns and I will do my best to help

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    Example

    Code:
    /* sprintf example */
    #include <stdio.h>
    
    int main ()
    {
      char buffer [50];
      int n, a=5, b=3;
      n=sprintf (buffer, "&#37;d plus %d is %d", a, b, a+b);
      printf ("[%s] is a %d char long string\n",buffer,n);
      return 0;
    }
    high

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    ureddit.com/category/23442 pad's Avatar
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    i've probably messed w/ most of that shit but i have an awful memory

    i'll just give myself a 1 because i read dg too much
    you better back off before i jack off

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    I am Fredryck Fox! Vershun's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nore View Post
    Example

    Code:
    /* sprintf example */
    #include <stdio.h>
    
    int main ()
    {
      char buffer [50];
      int n, a=5, b=3;
      n=sprintf (buffer, "%d plus %d is %d", a, b, a+b);
      printf ("[%s] is a %d char long string\n",buffer,n);
      return 0;
    }
    spintf != sprintf.

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    i know number 1 because back in my junior year of high school i had an "Oracle Database Management" class

    i dont remember much from it but i recognize that line from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by tispe View Post
    i know number 1 because back in my junior year of high school i had an "Oracle Database Management" class

    i dont remember much from it but i recognize that line from there
    You guys learned about PHP in Oracle DBM?

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    wtf is a vershum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vershun View Post
    You guys learned about PHP in Oracle DBM?
    nah lol im just saying the words look like familiar keywords and shit that we learned in that class idk wtf it is but whatever

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    Quote Originally Posted by tispe View Post
    trust me i'm a jedi

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    so im asian now?
    "Americans like to believe in American exceptionalism, that the United States is a force for good around the world, not just another country pursuing its interests via geopolitical horse-trading. This is part of why there is such a visceral public backlash against WikiLeaks -- because it lays bare U.S. diplomacy in all its blunt, unromantic reality."

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    -3

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    I am Fredryck Fox! Vershun's Avatar
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    I scored a 3, which is undefined.

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    STFU VERSHUN

    also 5

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    5
    a.k.a Hous Bin Pharteen

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    ureddit.com/category/23442 pad's Avatar
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    fuck this quiz i could still pull all of your family trees starting with your ip addresses ask about me in the internet streets
    you better back off before i jack off

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    i ask for favors when i shouldnt efex's Avatar
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    hey pad can you liike find out who my daddy is?
    DG SMOKERS SQUAD
    Big blunts for days.

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    koin and them did already

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    some of those have nothing to do with the webmasters

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    0, but I do surf porn and post on 4chan...

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    man ur a legit webpage master

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    fuck this quiz i could still pull all of your family trees starting with your ip addresses ask about me in the internet streets
    ;x
    the game belongs to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    fuck this quiz i could still pull all of your family trees starting with your ip addresses ask about me in the internet streets

    you DAT nigga

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    i ask for favors when i shouldnt efex's Avatar
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    he gawt it like that
    DG SMOKERS SQUAD
    Big blunts for days.

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