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    #1 lady throws up on swedish live tv because of her period and just keeps going
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_tXzKpmRrFs
    #2 master p new music video act a fool
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=KX4L6tfAy8E
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    lol


    lol








    lol


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    i'd smash
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    AWESOME HAHAHAHHA
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    GLOCK TAWK

    I PARK CLOSE TO THE SIDEWALK

    AND I'M FRESH LIKE THE WINGS ON A COLORADO RED HAWK
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    So basically Master P still thinks its cool to put Lil Jon in the hook

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    idk master p was still around.
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    that song is old...still shitty...what kind of bullshit is master p on to be saying all the gully shit hes saying

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    If Master P finds this thread on google he is going to come in here and ACT A FOOL!!!

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    lol i couldn't help but laugh when i saw him in the front yard of that house with all his "boys" all dancing together. i had no idea it was G to do line dances
    ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by ytcracker View Post
    #2 master p new music video act a fool
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=KX4L6tfAy8E
    He sure is acting a fool.



    Fake it until you make it.

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    ROFL how can you pretend to act hard after making a book like that...
    ;D

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    lol
    Last edited by djmollusk; 09-25-2007 at 11:42 AM.

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    rofl@lady throwing up
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    I NEED AN 8TH OF THE BEST WEED EVAR
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    Quote Originally Posted by zomgpewpew View Post
    ROFL how can you pretend to act hard after making a book like that...
    Simple... It's called GUARANTEED GANGSTER

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    • Build "Gangster Wealth"
    • Live a prosperous and purposeful life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Principal View Post
    I NEED AN 8TH OF THE BEST WEED EVAR

    same ;[
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    Quote Originally Posted by djmollusk View Post
    He sure is acting a fool.



    Fake it until you make it.
    foreals this nigga claims he can go back to the 'hood'

    i know people that said master p and his brother used to go to high school out here. the real hood he came from is Richmond, CA in the east bay with a high murder rate 15-20 miles north of oakland

    cutthroats boi

    tell masta p to holla at his old hood, i bet he wouldn't step foot their because he could get shot in a split second and loose all his millions

    treal game bitches
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Principal View Post
    I NEED AN 8TH OF THE BEST WEED EVAR
    were in the same boat :(
    I cant believe it when your ghost wont let me go

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    i was in vallejo last week. it was sunny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zomgpewpew View Post
    i was in vallejo last week. it was sunny.
    vallejo california? yea right

    name an attraction that is from vallejo
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    i honestly dont know one. i was driving through and got lunch. dead serious, i was out in sacramento visiting a friends parent
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    Quote Originally Posted by opethadvent View Post
    were in the same boat :(
    i called the weed doc

    and she goes we don't accept cash no more

    i'm like why

    she like "this is, OAKLAND"

    "WE AIN'T TRYING TO GET ROBBED"

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    Pussy ass paypal drug dealers. Go get a real supplier lol

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    principal how is it you get prescribed pot? thats what it is right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cit1 View Post
    Pussy ass paypal drug dealers. Go get a real supplier lol
    why do you always talk like you know shit

    nigga shut up

    we got bar codes and receipts

    we also pay tax on the grass

    i can swipe a card and get some fresh potent purple trees whenever

    thought you thought
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    dude i need to get one of those medical cards so bad. nobody's dealin round here anymore
    I cant believe it when your ghost wont let me go

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    Quote Originally Posted by zomgpewpew View Post
    principal how is it you get prescribed pot? thats what it is right?
    you have to have an illness or symptoms that medical cannabis can help you with
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    Quote Originally Posted by ytcracker View Post
    #1 lady throws up on swedish live tv because of her period and just keeps going
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=_tXzKpmRrFs
    #2 master p new music video act a fool
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=KX4L6tfAy8E
    that masterp song/vid is like 3 years old

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    The day I see a crack head balancing his checkbook for a fix is the day I quit

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    you don't think rich people do drugs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Principal View Post
    you don't think rich people do drugs?
    i think he meant crackheads dont balance their checkbooks

    WE USE ONLINE BANKING NIGGA

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    crackheads got free wifi now
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    I don't think they are writing a paper trail to buy the drugs lol, infact, there is no think about it.

    What drug dealer is going to let their dope money touch a bank anyways, gtfo

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    Quote Originally Posted by cit1 View Post
    I don't think they are writing a paper trail to buy the drugs lol, infact, there is no think about it.

    What drug dealer is going to let their dope money touch a bank anyways, gtfo
    stfu faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by cit1 View Post
    I don't think they are writing a paper trail to buy the drugs lol, infact, there is no think about it.

    What drug dealer is going to let their dope money touch a bank anyways, gtfo
    if i dont have cash on me, my dealer will let me paypal her if there's a comp around

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Principal View Post
    i called the weed doc

    and she goes we don't accept cash no more

    i'm like why

    she like "this is, OAKLAND"

    "WE AIN'T TRYING TO GET ROBBED"

    treal game bitches
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    you can get a prescription for weed on just bout anything out here in cali, mine is for bipolar but most of my homies have it for "back pain" and post traumatic stress disorder, anxiety. list goes on.

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    how much is it for perscribed marijane?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zomgpewpew View Post
    how much is it for perscribed marijane?
    depends on how much you get/quality/potency
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Principal View Post
    depends on how much you get/quality/potency
    give use some examples

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    depends on the city as well

    different cities usually got different types of strains

    but if you know where you are at in cali you can get grapes for 45-50 an 8th

    if you pay anything above 50 an 8th it should automatically be roper dope with a smell that will knock yo momma out
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    one time i was rollin a blunt at a friends house

    and his mom walks in

    lol so she stands there and takes a BIG OL WIFF

    and goes

    IT SMELLS LIKE NATURE IN HERE!!!!!

    i'm like we in the jungle

    then later she came out and hit the blunt

    yadamean

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    any idea if there is a list anywhere on the nurganets that has diseases you get perscribed pot on?
    ;D

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Principal View Post
    one time i was rollin a blunt at a friends house

    and his mom walks in

    lol so she stands there and takes a BIG OL WIFF

    and goes

    IT SMELLS LIKE NATURE IN HERE!!!!!

    i'm like we in the jungle

    then later she came out and hit the blunt

    yadamean

    treal game bitches
    dumb

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    Quote Originally Posted by zomgpewpew View Post
    any idea if there is a list anywhere on the nurganets that has diseases you get perscribed pot on?
    no, i don't like when fake ass non smokers get recs

    they make us look dumb

    you seriously need a legit reason and must be over 21 (if not you have to get a rec from your pediatrician/md)
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    yo cit1 you better watch out

    i heard on the news yesterday that apple was cracking down on people modifying iphones with software that fucks up the os
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    Lol cracking down in what way rookie

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