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    Default lol get-out-of-ticket-cards

    i dont know how good it would do but it appears some states like ny and nj have these PBA cards that you pretty much pull a secret-flash hax behind the DL without handing it to the cop so its not bribery and theyll most always let you off with a warning rather than a ticket?

    lol cant hurt to buy one right

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    they will ask you the name of the cop you know.

    basically if you have someone else's pba card it wont work the cop will just get mad, take it, and write you even worse.

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    i think i have two...both from my uncle

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    Quote Originally Posted by DuSTeR View Post
    they will ask you the name of the cop you know.

    basically if you have someone else's pba card it wont work the cop will just get mad, take it, and write you even worse.
    ya no doubt, but i mean if its out of state you could just pull some social skills (you know how we do) and be like oh its a close person who lives up in new york and buys webhosting for my company and then start elaborating about your company and show him your business card and ask him if he needs any site design or work done (lol well thats my scenario and plan)

    but its not like their illegal they cant just seize and punish you worse for having one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shasta View Post

    but its not like their illegal they cant just seize and punish you worse for having one
    lol i guess you've never had to deal with a self-righteous cop on a power trip.

    PBA stands for Police Benevolent Association, and you can't be a member unless you are a close relative of a cop. If you aren't it's obvious the card is either fake, stolen, or just not yours, and they WILL take it from you. And any time you piss off a cop, they can easily go to town on you for illegal tints, sound violations, muffler violations, etc.

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    my old stepmother in law was a sheriff and i had one of those real FOP stickers on my car

    i got pulled over told him my mother in law was a cop and he was like where i said indiana and he was like ahh i gotta write you

    basically if the cop was local it would have worked
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    Old stepmother in law is about 3 links broken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilentAssassin View Post
    Old stepmother in law is about 3 links broken.
    well at the time it was only two links

    and i just told him "mother in law"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shasta View Post
    ya no doubt, but i mean if its out of state you could just pull some social skills (you know how we do) and be like oh its a close person who lives up in new york and buys webhosting for my company and then start elaborating about your company and show him your business card and ask him if he needs any site design or work done (lol well thats my scenario and plan)

    but its not like their illegal they cant just seize and punish you worse for having one
    Nawp, it better be a family member if you're going to go that route.
    Uncle, brother, aunt, daddy, brother in law etc..

    And, don't show it to the cop, just have it behind your dl in your wallet, then when he asks you to remove your dl, "accidentally" pull it out with it.

    Or, just get a FOP sticker for your car like I have.
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    put a KillPolice sticker on the back of your car

    you will get off on ALL tickets

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    Quote Originally Posted by skunx View Post
    put a KillPolice sticker on the back of your car

    you will get off on ALL tickets
    Oy. You and I are actually getting along now, so I'll just say lol to this one.
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    cali has a special plate but you have to donate 10k iirc

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    Quote Originally Posted by DuSTeR View Post
    they will ask you the name of the cop you know.

    basically if you have someone else's pba card it wont work the cop will just get mad, take it, and write you even worse.
    I would laugh so hard if thats what happends to someone!.

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    I've got something like that. My pop's a fireman, and I was for a little while, so I just flash my old Fireman's ID and they look at me, laugh, say "You know better" and we go on our different ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shasta View Post
    i dont know how good it would do but it appears some states like ny and nj have these PBA cards that you pretty much pull a secret-flash hax behind the DL without handing it to the cop so its not bribery and theyll most always let you off with a warning rather than a ticket?

    lol cant hurt to buy one right

    http://cgi.ebay.com/NYPD-PBA-FOP-DEA...ayphotohosting
    i know some people who get away with this, but that usually only happens when the pba card is signed by a cop or detective that they personally know and the cops usually wanna verify that in their car before they let you go

    id be expecting a beating if i pulled out a PBA card after i lower my window tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by RkdJehova View Post
    I've got something like that. My pop's a fireman, and I was for a little while, so I just flash my old Fireman's ID and they look at me, laugh, say "You know better" and we go on our different ways.
    my firefighter friends say the cops fucking hate them

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    Quote Originally Posted by PiMpY View Post
    my firefighter friends say the cops fucking hate them
    ya dude firefighters get arrested just like cops do these days
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    Some places there is a nasty rivalry between fire and leo's, other places, it is rather good natured.
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    i was going to apply to be a volunteer fire fighter a while back, i figured it would be fun to put out fires that other people start

    on long island they are all volunteers, you don't get paid or anything so it's kinda pointless aside from the dashboard light so i can pull people over or pass people
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    Pulling ppl over = bad times + felony charges for impersonating a police officer.
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    my get-out-of-ticket-card == don't pull over in the first place bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
    lol \(_o)/

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