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Thread: I got a 60 pack box of Air Heads and I am eating them.

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    Default I got a 60 pack box of Air Heads and I am eating them.

    YUM.



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    oh and they were free



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    your Sig is a mess

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    you should slang it to little kids for 25 cents ea

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    shut up fag


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    A girl with huge boobs is playing video games on the couch. shes wearing a star wars shirt that is so small that her huge boobs look huger. I come in ona skateboard and do a sweet ollie over the couch while drinking a mountian dew. i am looking pretty cool with a mohawk and shades. "Thats awesome and youre awesome", she says. "Sup", i say. She thinkgs that im cool so we make out with tongues. Its ...so awesome even though its kinda gross. Shes hot so its not gross. We tongue kiss for at least 3 hours and i can hear sonic music in the background because thats what she was playing. She loves sonic. It was the casino level. She decides that it would be cool to play sonic while making out. "Aight", i say, brushing my mohawk with a switch blade comb. "I love you." I decide that its time to go all the way. I stick my hand up her shirt and grab a boob. Second base at last. It feels like jelly.
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    how you gonna post that without a pic. come on.
    sup

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    It is too late for you. I already won the internet battle of words. You are trying to use the "LOL" approach to back out, to save face.... to be the guy who is above it all, who simply walks away and laughs it off... but the fact of the matter is that you are raging inside right now. You want to rip my pants off, pin me down, and drain all of the cum out of my balls with your phaggot mouth in order to calm this raging bull down. Its too late bro.
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    have fun with the beetis
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    They can hit pretty hard with their beaks. Just remember to maintain eye contact (like mentioned above). That is probably the most important rule when facing down a goose (or any number of them, they like to fight in packs.) Also another important strategy is to spread your lats out, this will intimidate them. If the challenge is accepted the goose will spread its wings out as a sign to commence battle. The best way to start off the fight is to run straight at it and flap your arms while still spreading your lats (hard to do, but easily accomplished with a few weeks training.) The goose will either be scared off at this point, or ready to take you on. If the latter is true, prepare for a long fight because once a goose decided to attack, he's in it to win it.
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    airheads are like the worst candy ever. the taffy back in the 90s with the little candy rocks in them that was sour was way better than airheads.

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    This is not funny when I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foq View Post
    This is not funny when I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
    win
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    Quote Originally Posted by olaf View Post
    airheads are like the worst candy ever. the taffy back in the 90s with the little candy rocks in them that was sour was way better than airheads.
    Negged, suspended your screen name, already in the process of dropping your whole range for the next 6 to 8 hours, and I'm going to reroute the dns of nothackers to lemonparty. How dare you make such slanderous accusations about Airheads. I thought you were better than that man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by triplesix View Post
    Negged, suspended your screen name, already in the process of dropping your whole range for the next 6 to 8 hours, and I'm going to reroute the dns of nothackers to lemonparty. How dare you make such slanderous accusations about Airheads. I thought you were better than that man.
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    LOL

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    Blow pops > air heads

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    Quote Originally Posted by tispe View Post
    tispe < *

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    #1 toohxc - give me like 10 mystery white bars n +rep you

    #2 that jeff hardy gif is fuckin scary dude jesus

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    Quote Originally Posted by michelaudorn12 View Post
    Have fun... and congrats for you winning the internet world.
    you forgot to post you're spam bro

    DG p0kEm0n SqUaD 2k11
    please use this name on aim or skype. also i code bots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michelaudorn12 View Post
    Have fun... and congrats for you winning the internet world.
    prepare for incoming spam fuck and or ban you fucking faggot
    Last edited by skrlx; 04-29-2012 at 11:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skrlx View Post
    #1 toohxc - give me like 10 mystery white bars n +rep you

    #2 that jeff hardy gif is fuckin scary dude jesus
    I got 3 left. I'll throw in 2 cherry and 1 watermelon.



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    done deal bro. mystery is the jam though. 18 years or something trying to figure out what the fuck it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by skrlx View Post
    done deal bro. mystery is the jam though. 18 years or something trying to figure out what the fuck it is
    i hate to break it to you but it's just a random normal flavor in white form
    go fuck youreself

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    Quote Originally Posted by skrlx View Post
    done deal bro. mystery is the jam though. 18 years or something trying to figure out what the fuck it is
    i hate to break it to you but it's just thousand islands dressing flavor in white form

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