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Thread: Poor guy got his dick chopped off....

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    Default Poor guy got his dick chopped off....

    Watch out lorena bobbit....here comes catherine becker....

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0...1_lnk1%7C77488

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    protip men: don't go for the crazy looking ones

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    I want to know what he did to piss her off
    "Butter's so baller he'll send a limo around to your house and kidnap your girlfriend. So stay in line kids"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    I want to know what he did to piss her off
    Oh yeah, in comes the female saying "Oh I bet he deserved it", there is no rationalization for this. Quit making excuses for your female brethren
    Human stupidity is the most valuable commodity to our government.

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    Silly chinks.

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    ouch

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    The only time a man deserves to be castrated is if he rapes a woman or molests a child. That or knowingly spreads uncureable std's. Aside from those 3 scenarios....there is NO reason anyone should go close to a mans junk with a sharp object.

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    he probably forgot to put the toilet seat down

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    Damned toilet seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roflbrothel View Post
    he probably forgot to put the toilet seat down
    off with their dicks

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    after calling police, Becker called AAA Auger services complaining that her garbage disposal was all dicked up

    Quote Originally Posted by Blacknite View Post
    You shut your nigger whore mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daemani View Post
    off with their dicks

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    oh my god i just actually read it. the garbage disposal? this fucking cunt is as fucked in the head as a murderer/rapist/ whatever imo, i mean, jesus

    waited for him to wake up

    UGH it made me uncomfortable and i dont even have a dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteboye View Post
    after calling police, Becker called AAA Auger services complaining that her garbage disposal was all dicked up
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to whiteboye again.

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    I would have moved the bed into the kitchen, chopped the dick off, then have him watch/listen up close as I threw it into the disposal.

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    the fuck was a woman doing out of the kitchen with a knife anyway? you cut my sammich in the kitchen bitch

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    You shut your nigger whore mouth.

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    Dam that bitch is worse than lorena bobbit

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    dirts




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