It's your boy the one and only Bro Smooth and I don't give a fuck.
Now that I've arrived, there will be a few changes around here:
Number 1: I only slay out girls if they're hotter than molten lava. If you aren't a dime piece with a ridiculous ass, don't you even think about posting in a Bro Smooth thread.
Number 2: I don't deal with virgins, if you have more pokemon cards than bootycall numbers in your cellphone, don't you even think about posting in a Bro Smooth thread.
Number 3: You will all pay respect to me, as well as money. My time is valuable, and if you can't comprehend that, don't you even think about posting in a Bro Smooth thread.
Let me tell you a bit about myself, but as my time is valuable I'll keep it short and sweet (like your dick, pussy)
I live in New York City, hit the club a few times a week with my goon squad, and flex out at the gym 8 times a week (twice on Thursday)
and since you ladies are already dripping wet, waiting for a picture of the kid, today's your lucky day.
Peep a boss: