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Thread: padillac: bro i just sat listening to my parents, stepsisters their husbands and kids

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    Default padillac: bro i just sat listening to my parents, stepsisters their husbands and kids

    [4:56:22 PM] padillac: bicker and talk about nonsense forever
    [4:56:43 PM] padillac: i finally made an inappropriate comment, took a big gulp off my beer, stood up and ventured back to my computer
    you better back off before i jack off

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    what was said comment?
    "Americans like to believe in American exceptionalism, that the United States is a force for good around the world, not just another country pursuing its interests via geopolitical horse-trading. This is part of why there is such a visceral public backlash against WikiLeaks -- because it lays bare U.S. diplomacy in all its blunt, unromantic reality."

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    stepsister: what happened to your old tv?
    mom: we gave it to gary but it was destroyed in a house fire
    me: that's the nicest thing he owned right? insurance fraud
    *awkward silence*
    me: *huge gulp of beer, retires to the back bedroom containing laptop*
    you better back off before i jack off

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    I've been sitting at my computer all day and will continue to do so throughout the evening while my aunt and uncle and their kids are here. The only family I really care about hanging out with is my sister and her husband. And they won't be here until Monday. What kind of beer are you drinking? I've got Newcastle in the fridge.
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    ok i really lold

    like a BOSS
    "Americans like to believe in American exceptionalism, that the United States is a force for good around the world, not just another country pursuing its interests via geopolitical horse-trading. This is part of why there is such a visceral public backlash against WikiLeaks -- because it lays bare U.S. diplomacy in all its blunt, unromantic reality."

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    youre so edgy dude

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    nah i'm just drunk and socially awkward
    you better back off before i jack off

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    i hang out with douchebags irl and chat with douchebags on the internet with no moral boundaries

    it's been this way since i was 10 years old

    sometimes i get out of line

    luckily idc because whateva i do what i want
    you better back off before i jack off

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    im leaving for my fathers side of the family in a half hour

    my relationship w/ my dad has not been too good since my parents divorced, making it awkward when I am with his side of the family even though i <3 them all

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    my families worse though, my uncles are the laborer, get drunk watch football type so they are jealous of me and are always wanting to throw fists

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    don't get it twisted i can put on my game face and converse with anyone in any circumstance like a chameleon adapting to its environment but when the whateva whateva i do what i want strikes then whateva i do what i want
    you better back off before i jack off

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    pics of stepsister = ?
    good luck bros

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    Quote Originally Posted by rob-beatz View Post
    pics of stepsister = ?
    she hawt
    you better back off before i jack off

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    You should post a pic of said stepsister and then put her up for auction and then keep her informed of the running tally all night long!!!

    I hear chicks dig that kind of thing..

    Just to start, I'd pay ten dollars to see her touch the tip of your weasel with her tongue.
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    STEPSISTER.JPG?
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    i'm definitely not going to post a picture of her

    she is hawt and i do say i'd bang her, but i actually don't think i could do it

    unless it was a ridiculously on-point seduction scenario which would never actually take place
    you better back off before i jack off

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    well my family just went to church for christmas and i'm chilling here on staten island with my dog. that's my holiday story.

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    I'm looking forward to Christmas this year actually, though boxing day moreso, going to see my mums side of the family and they are utterly hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pad View Post
    i hang out with douchebags irl and chat with douchebags on the internet with no moral boundaries

    it's been this way since i was 10 years old
    trealest statement ever
    I dont buy the whole humanity thing, I dont believe in my species. I dont believe in my country. I dont believe in religion. I dont believe in government. I dont believe in big business. I think its a game, a racket, a con. I enjoy not caring because it gives me a detachment, a separation. I see alot of people into politics who believe that 'Oh there's hope, only if we do this'. I dont believe that either.

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    drinking a high life atm moving on with my life


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    Quote Originally Posted by pad View Post
    i'm definitely not going to post a picture of her

    she is hawt and i do say i'd bang her, but i actually don't think i could do it

    unless it was a ridiculously on-point seduction scenario which would never actually take place
    Well, given your extremely high standards of hawtness for women I'd have to say there is a good chance this one is a ten or eleven..

    So we should just get on with the bidding.
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    yeah buddy rollin like a big shot, chevy tuned up like a nascar pit stop

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    she's an easy 8

    easy
    you better back off before i jack off

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    You should go for it. probably the best rough sex imaginable, fucking your lil step sis in the shower or somethin mmm damn

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    i wonder what the deductible is on a tv lol


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    ^^ DISSHH NIGGURR

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    i wonder what the deductible is on a tv lol
    It'd be for the whole incident, which means the more nonfunctional and overvalued electronics on the bonfire the better.
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    Damn does every1 on this forum either come from a broken home or are disappointments to their parents .....that would explain the ungodly amount spent on this forum and only really associating with internet folk

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    hey freebird, formal education is a joke. and college degrees are just pieces of paper
    I dont buy the whole humanity thing, I dont believe in my species. I dont believe in my country. I dont believe in religion. I dont believe in government. I dont believe in big business. I think its a game, a racket, a con. I enjoy not caring because it gives me a detachment, a separation. I see alot of people into politics who believe that 'Oh there's hope, only if we do this'. I dont believe that either.

    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    drinking a high life atm moving on with my life


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    Quote Originally Posted by freebird View Post
    Damn does every1 on this forum either come from a broken home or are disappointments to their parents .....that would explain the ungodly amount spent on this forum and only really associating with internet folk
    bro what are you saying

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    sounds like an extended family dinner party at my house, except everyone would laugh and suggest other items to claim rofl
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    Quote Originally Posted by pad View Post
    i hang out with douchebags irl and chat with douchebags on the internet with no moral boundaries

    it's been this way since i was 10 years old

    sometimes i get out of line

    luckily idc because whateva i do what i want
    lol keeping it real at least
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    Ok, so since pad won't make good with his stepsisters pics I'm just going to assume this is her..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pad View Post
    don't get it twisted i can put on my game face and converse with anyone in any circumstance like a chameleon adapting to its environment but when the whateva whateva i do what i want strikes then whateva i do what i want
    basically why i'm still a virgin because i don't give a whateva

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    i gelled my hair for the first time in 8 years today, js


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    Quote Originally Posted by josez View Post
    hey freebird, formal education is a joke. and college degrees are just pieces of paper
    id be inclined to believe that if it was someone successful financially and socially who would admit to that not someone who spends his life on the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by freebird View Post
    id be inclined to believe that if it was someone successful financially and socially who would admit to that not someone who spends his life on the internet
    boom, reeled in this bass
    I dont buy the whole humanity thing, I dont believe in my species. I dont believe in my country. I dont believe in religion. I dont believe in government. I dont believe in big business. I think its a game, a racket, a con. I enjoy not caring because it gives me a detachment, a separation. I see alot of people into politics who believe that 'Oh there's hope, only if we do this'. I dont believe that either.

    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    drinking a high life atm moving on with my life


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    insults about internet usage via the internet <

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    oh im sorry you thought you were actually baiting me and succeeded with such a transparent post. unfortunately for you i WOULD be inclined to believe it if it WERE spoken by someone credible

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    josez whatever you're talking about i agree with you even if you're wrong ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sensei View Post
    insults about internet usage via the internet <
    id be inclined to believe that if it was someone successful financially and socially who would admit to that not someone who spends his life on the internet
    guess ya missed the bold text

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    Quote Originally Posted by freebird View Post
    oh im sorry you thought you were actually baiting me and succeeded with such a transparent post. unfortunately for you i WOULD be inclined to believe it if it WERE spoken by someone credible
    lol, freebird constantly has to be right.
    nb4 he comes in saying he doesnt always have to be right.
    I dont buy the whole humanity thing, I dont believe in my species. I dont believe in my country. I dont believe in religion. I dont believe in government. I dont believe in big business. I think its a game, a racket, a con. I enjoy not caring because it gives me a detachment, a separation. I see alot of people into politics who believe that 'Oh there's hope, only if we do this'. I dont believe that either.

    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    drinking a high life atm moving on with my life


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    he spends more time sleeping than internetting but yeah ill agree with you, mexicans are lazy idiots

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    nice bass you have there jose

    can i get a filet


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    Quote Originally Posted by koin View Post
    sounds like an extended family dinner party at my house, except everyone would laugh and suggest other items to claim rofl
    rofl mine too.

    I don't do socially awkward family shit thank god. The family I would feel awkward around, I just don't see.

    I also always make the inappropriate comment...
    It is what it is...Until it isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suave View Post
    nice bass you have there jose

    can i get a filet

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    I only show up for the food, I eat twice, pack food up and leave, don't wanna hear ya, don't wanna see ya.

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    Pad don't even get me started on family issues. It's 10:46 AM, I've been up for 4 hours now. I had the cops in my face for 2 hours while my soon to be ex wife got her shit and got out of my house with her two dumbass brats. I'm just chillaxing now cleaning up Christmas eve, and looking forward to spending some time with my grandparents, and then hitting the trails after I install a new set of pipes on one of my snowmobiles.
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    hey pad is it cool if i come over and just play trumpets whenever you stand up or make a crass comment? would you pay me? hit me up asap

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    we were talking about something today at lunch, and I was saying how I dont even try in school and I get average grades and it doesnt matter. theres no need to try hard because everything's the same and whatever whatever whatever. My mom had some response and then I was just like "yeah but tell me i'm not the smartest person you know!" w/ a dead serious face

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