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Thread: Joseph the Red Specialty: HE PUNCHED HIS SHIT

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    more straw up ass...


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    he don't use jelly...


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    straw up dickhole...


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    WHAT
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    Cowards die many times before their actual deaths.

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    made a belt for himself out of his own shit...


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    Quote Originally Posted by yarp View Post
    This should be :olaf:

    or :LOLaf: amirite?
    theredspecial: so wet atm for dogs

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    rolling it into a poopball...


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    Quote Originally Posted by seameat View Post
    This should be :olaf:

    or :LOLaf: amirite?
    LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

    i was like DAMN i was laughing hard...

    CAN'T BELIEVE HE DREW A SMILEY FACE ON HIS ASS


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    I'm not entirely ashamed that I took part in this.

    I probably will be in the morning.
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    what's a vaginal orgasm?
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    it's when your vaheena throws a party and somebody plays some 3-6 mafia with the bassbin pushed up against the wall

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    the smiley face was the best part

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    HES BACK!

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    after all this shit play you didn't make him eat it? what the fuck


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    If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz View Post
    after all this shit play you didn't make him eat it? what the fuck
    he did, he just won't show his face. which makes it useless, but i can confirm he did eat his shit.

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    man i missed an ass smiley? wtff
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    yesterday i met this 32 year old chick from houston texas at the hotel restaurant. Shes a lawyer here from some conferences. Anyways shes blonde with fake tits. How do I know somehow we got on that topic when she invited me back to her hotel room to fix her laptop. Anyways next thing i know shes like cuddling up next to me and poppin zanax and 5 hour caffeine thingy. I'm like wow u are intense. I ended up leaving after reloading vista for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaf View Post
    he did, he just won't show his face. which makes it useless, but i can confirm he did eat his shit.
    rofl damnit!


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    If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

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    lmao shreiner is mad and kicked me from dgitsc cause i wanted to see poop

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    someone please bump this when he starts shitting again <3


    Quote Originally Posted by Walshie View Post
    If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

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    I left when he shat on the desk ahaha
    fuck i missed staw in but.

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    its over?

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaf View Post
    hiding his dick like he has a vagina and doing a dance...
    GOODBYE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSESSSSSSSS

    I'M DYING OVER YOU

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    ROFL +REP that shit literally was so funny

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    Jesus
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    i fucking hate you garrett

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    I've been packing all day and then got into the wine, so...

    ...although I never thought I'd say it:

    Cliffs please. Don't have the time or energy to go through the thread.

    And tell me nobody actually punched shit.

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    He actually did.

    Twice.
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    what's a vaginal orgasm?
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    I refuse to believe it. Never visiting this thread again, AFK

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    Quote Originally Posted by yarp View Post


    yarp: DUDE
    yarp: ARE YOU HERE
    juiyu: hi
    yarp: OK
    juiyu: wat u want me to do with it?
    juiyu: ur call man
    yarp: PUNCH IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN
    juiyu: ur the leader
    yarp: MAKE IT SPLATTER EVERYWHERE
    juiyu: ok
    yarp: HULK SMASH IT
    yarp: OMFG
    yarp: YOU
    yarp: ARE THE FUCKING MAN





    juiyu: finally
    juiyu: ppl find humor
    juiyu: in this
    yarp: DUDE
    yarp: GIVE ME PHONE NUMBER
    yarp: I WILL CALL YOU
    yarp: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
    juiyu: why?
    juiyu: r u bi?
    yarp: I HAVE TO TALK TO THE PERSON THAT JUST SMASHED SHIT ON STIKAM
    yarp: NO DUDE YOURE FUCKING EPIC MAN
    yarp: I JUST HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
    juiyu: why?
    yarp: IDK

    yarp: ITS JUST FUCKING EPIC
    juiyu: im in california
    juiyu: wher r u?
    yarp: IM IN WASHINGTON
    yarp: 2 STATES ABOVE YOU
    juiyu: seattle?
    yarp: CLOSE TO IT
    juiyu: ok
    juiyu: im asian
    yarp: DO YOU NEED SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH IT
    juiyu: so i am the man
    yarp: WAIT
    yarp: DONT PUNCH IT
    juiyu: ok
    yarp: ROLL IT INTO A LITTLE BALL
    juiyu: wat u want me to do?
    yarp: AND THEN PUCH IT AGAIN
    yarp: MAKE IT REALLY ROUND
    juiyu: ok
    yarp: OK




    juiyu: its a lil wet
    yarp: PUT IT DOWN
    juiyu: its hard to roll it up
    yarp: AND THEN PUNCH IT WITH BOTH HANDS
    yarp: WAIT
    yarp: WATHC MY CAM
    yarp: ARE YOU WATCHING
    juiyu: yes
    yarp: GO LIKE THIS
    yarp: 5 TIMES
    yarp: HIT IT 5 TIMES
    yarp: PUT IT DOWN
    yarp: ITS GOOD
    yarp: DO LIKE I DID
    yarp: YES PUT IT DOWN
    yarp: I WONT DO ANYTHING BAD
    yarp: YOUVE DONE GOOD
    yarp: I AM PROUD OF YOU
    juiyu: ok
    juiyu: ill be bac
    yarp: WAVE AT THE CAMERA
    yarp: WITH POOP HANF
    yarp: HAND*
    yarp: WAIT
    yarp: ONE MORE THING
    yarp: HEAD BUTT IT
    juiyu: ill be bavck
    yarp: OK
    yarp: HEADBUTT IT
    juiyu: k im back dude
    juiyu: good news
    yarp: what
    juiyu: my parents wnt be home
    juiyu: for a while
    juiyu: so i can do other tricks for u guys
    yarp: what other tricks are there man
    juiyu: hi
    yarp: you did the best ones

    juiyu: i can use dough
    yarp: ok
    juiyu: and make the poop
    yarp: heres what i want you to do
    juiyu: firmer
    yarp: stick your finger
    juiyu: ok
    yarp: in the poop
    yarp: and write DG
    yarp: on the paper
    yarp: DG





    juiyu: i can do that
    yarp: ok
    juiyu: or i can write it on my stomach
    yarp: its for a website
    yarp: yes
    yarp: WRITE IT ON YOUR STOMACH
    yarp: AND A SMILEY FACE
    juiyu: ok
    juiyu: but i have to take off my pants
    yarp: NO
    juiyu: but my dik might show
    yarp: JUST WRITE IT ON THE PAPER FIRST
    yarp: THERES A LOT OF POOP
    juiyu: ok
    yarp: DG
    juiyu: let me get some dough
    juiyu: to firm up the poop
    yarp: AND A SMILEY FACE
    juiyu: its too liquidy
    yarp: LIKE THIS ONE
    yarp: DG
    juiyu: ok
    juiyu: well im chinese
    juiyu: not filipino
    yarp: OH
    juiyu: ok,
    yarp: where in china
    juiyu: so let me firm up the poop
    yarp: ok
    juiyu: mix with dough
    yarp: no
    yarp: ok
    yarp: yes
    yarp: firm it
    juiyu: actually im in califrnia
    juiyu: im born in the us
    yarp: yeah
    yarp: me too
    juiyu: cool
    yarp: ok tell me when the poop is firmed
    juiyu: u rlly 28?
    juiyu: ok
    juiyu: let me get the dough dude
    yarp: ok
    juiyu: ok
    juiyu: guys
    juiyu: u can forward are conversation
    yarp: type in the other chat
    juiyu: onto the chatroom
    yarp: yeah
    yarp: i will
    juiyu: so ppl can see what im typing u
    yarp: yes
    yarp: write DG
    yarp: on a clean paper?
    yarp: can you do a clean paper
    juiyu: ok
    yarp: get a clean paper and write DG
    yarp: ok
    yarp: thats good enough
    yarp: write DG
    yarp: in huge letters
    yarp: hold it up
    juiyu: hi
    yarp: great job
    yarp: i am so goddamn proud
    juiyu: hi
    juiyu: thnks
    yarp: yeah
    yarp: are you done ?
    juiyu: chinaman work
    yarp: what is your name
    yarp: first name
    juiyu: jake
    yarp: jake
    yarp: my name is garrett

    juiyu: im an artisyt
    yarp: jake
    juiyu: artist
    yarp: i think you are the fucking man dude
    juiyu: thnks
    juiyu: bro
    yarp: are you done?
    juiyu: i do this for fun
    yarp: i think we should put the poop away
    juiyu: no im not
    yarp: i have to be done
    yarp: i need to do some things
    juiyu: draw on stomach?
    yarp: wait
    yarp: here
    juiyu: or penis?
    yarp: talk to tshavo
    yarp: see tshavo
    juiyu: yea
    yarp: message him
    yarp: hell tell you what to do
    juiyu: ok
    yarp: thank you so much
    juiyu: hold up
    yarp: yes
    juiyu: ok
    cliffs4u

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    That's actually pretty hot. There's this weird intimacy that yarp and the chinaman had... some kind of control and submission and trust.

    Anyway, it'd be a lot more hot IF THERE WASN'T HUMAN GOD DAMN SHIT INVOLVED. WHAT THE FUCK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biologic View Post
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    O RLY

    because i cleaned maru's ass inside and out then i washed my hands of it before that whole spectacle

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    oh my fucking god.

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    my favorite thread/stickam of the year

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    weird ass shit

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    why would anyone find this funny?
    this is fucking sick

    I can clearly see the sunshine but im steady walking through the rain

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    since when is sick not funny?
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    Wow I just saw this:

    juiyu: chinaman work
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    bumping just because i am still in awe that this happened.

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    juiyu: good news
    http://aaronoak.com

    Quote Originally Posted by dawninja View Post
    what's a vaginal orgasm?
    Quote Originally Posted by qbert View Post
    it's when your vaheena throws a party and somebody plays some 3-6 mafia with the bassbin pushed up against the wall

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    BUMP ROFL

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    this shit was legendary

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    HAHAHAHAHAH
    theredspecial: so wet atm for dogs

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    This could quite possibly be....the most fucked up and hilarious thing...i have ever fucking read.

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    7/22/10 never forget. poop guy forever.

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    Why couldnt i have been around for this.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by olaf View Post
    7/22/10 never forget. poop guy forever.
    roflrofl

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    i laughed so fucking hard

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