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Thread: I met a beautiful woman tonight...

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    frankwhite in magic marker on your forehead
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    Default I met a beautiful woman tonight...

    buuuut, she's taken, also the owner of the bar's daughter. But maaaaan she's @ least 9+, cant give her the 10(none of em get the 10 spot). so should i use my ways of seduction and have her for many nights but no real relationship. or should i b.)play it cool and make a move and knock a nigga bert out his spot. yes, no lie her bf's name is bert. last time i checked a joshua knocks a nigga bert out the park. real talk this one is bangin and her parents are loaded not that i care about that shit, but damn i havent had a crush since like 8th grade shit is a trip. also she does like me :> so what it do should i do, just do the damn thing maybe. Welp im a lil trashed and gonna eat the rest of this xannie and not pull a Dawl and keeps my drawls on.

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    fuck the bert

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    Play it cool, show her that you are a good listener and a friend, but keep out of the just friends-zone. Bert will mess things up eventually. And then you will be there.

    That worked for me, and it was one of the best relationship I ever had, 'till I messed things up
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    dude being in the friends zone never gets you anywhere if you are trying to get with her, just be really nice treat her good and reveal your true feelings once the time is right
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    srsly, don't compare yourself to me, you'll never be half of what i am at my worst.

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    b for sure. but knock him out for real

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    oh and i wonder if its this one dude burt that i used to know

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    Bro the friend zone =fuck zone in my world. Every woman I have ever been friends with Ive smashed so thats not a good idea. But i dunno how to play this one shes smart but not smart enough ya dig. I don't know what to do and by morning I will probably have forgot this until im like oh snap,honey dip dont trip,play it cool,no school,been there done that, when frank attacks the snatch women dont know how to act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwombat View Post
    oh and i wonder if its this one dude burt that i used to know
    wtf hahhahaha is nurga a fire fighter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankWhite View Post
    But maaaaan she's @ least 9+
    You sick fuck, aren't you like 30

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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    You sick fuck, aren't you like 30
    nah not yet lol and shes a duece duece, nizzie on the scale of hotmess,and i look about 20 so 22 is cool with me

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    Oh I thought you meant the girl was around 9-10 years old. Carry on.

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    vrålonani

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrankWhite View Post
    and not pull a Dawl and keeps my drawls on.
    ahahahhahaha

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    Pics?

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    When your wife, your lover, or a woman you've purchased to be your wife or lover leaves you repeatedly...take a hint.

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    plant seed f doubt always works, but its long a hell to get her out of the hands of the bf, and pics...

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    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.
    zero is infinity

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    unnnggghhh mac dre up in the bayyyyo ayooooo

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    pardon me frank, i think we need to have a conversation

    cordially yours,

    q. bert esq. III
    most boring signature of all time

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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    unnnggghhh mac dre up in the bayyyyo ayooooo
    yadadadig

    squeaky clean pimpin'
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    For any girl to date a faggot named bert, his fire-hose must be impressive.

    Make sure you aren't making her downgrade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    You sick fuck, aren't you like 30
    Quote Originally Posted by ganjanaut View Post
    someone is gonna quote that and put it in his sig

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    tell her you want to pee in her
    good luck bros

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    ugh my head hurts now,wow im hungover.

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    hey Frank, wheres this supposed 9's pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbert View Post
    pardon me frank, i think we need to have a conversation

    cordially yours,

    q. bert esq. III
    word hollar at me

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    wait till he fucks up, then go in for the kill

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJokerOCG View Post
    Pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ganjanaut View Post
    fuck the bert

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    my boy eric said he has em in his phone, she told me to come in tommorow night when she is working,I was like im no drinkin saturday and she was like come in anyways so ill have pics by then if not sooner;>


    Man I feel like im in 8th fuckin grade again,havent had a crush in forever:/>
    Last edited by FrankWhite; 08-07-2009 at 04:04 PM. Reason: heh

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    Post pics sir
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    YOOOO CRAIG WUDUP BABE LETS GET THIS CASH MAN PISS ON MY BALLS BABE WUTUP U GET THEM SERVERZ FOR YA BOY

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    pics or shens

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    do somethin really cute like giving her a daisy
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    Whatever happened to this...

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    do the damn thing frank.

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    updates=
    bump that glitter

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    D) Kill the woman, rape the troll? (anybody here remember L.O.R.D.)?

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    game was sick as fuck on the BBS kid don't step to dis

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    seems like a lot of those games should still exist somewhere you can telnet in to play

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