311Sam

hello 311sam.

Jesus Owns!

HAIL SATAN!

666 mother fucker

lots of ppl don't like u

hi

Hey, just a quick update, the Prince of Darkness says hello and wants to know whether you still plan to meet up for the 11:00 brunch on Thursday. He also says "keep up the good work annoying people away from Christianity" and "please bring potato salad."

Hey there, I'm just stopping by to let you know that I'll be praying to Satan about you all day long.

i am depressed, will u pray for me?
i wish i believed in god atm.
not that there aren't people way worse off than myself that deserve your prayers, but fuck.